Movie comments: "Teeth"

Listen. I watched the movie Teeth.

When I first saw the trailer I was terrified.

Not to bore you, but it's about a teenage girl who literally has a chomping set of teeth in/on/around her vagina. And the horny boys that make passes. And the agony their shafts and tips must experience from the gnashing of a shark-mouth-pussy.

This is the single deepest, most unifying fear of ALL MALES.

The film turns out to be extremely disturbing. And equally interesting. Actually pretty high quality. And if you allow it to be, a dark comedy.



"Congratulations! You've been chosen to win a free iPhone Two!"

and then the cumshot.

The internet is a series of tubes, and you need to realize that those tubes can be filled, and if they're filled...

Anyone who knows photography knows famous websites like dpreview.com (digital photography review) and photo.net (including boastfully "more than 3,000 [forum] posts added daily").

The photography website that I now hold in high esteem is imaging-resource.com.

This could be one of the best websites dedicated to digital photography on the internet.

I say could be because the user interface has some shortcomings.

I especially love the camera reviews for their technical professionalism, among many other things. When you go to one, look for the gray tab bar near the top. That's how you have to navigate, okay? When you get to the bottom they're kinda buried. Tabs, no 'next page' button. I think it lets them force you to drag your eyes over advertising.

There's, of course, much more to see. Like, for example, the ability to show you everything about all of the top current DSLR camera models at once.