Sunday, April 6, 2008

Pancake mix marketed as waffle mix.

I guess I'd be more pissed if it was triple-A batteries in the double-A package.

They've got it all figured out at the candy whistle factory too, by the way.

I really envy those guys.

Mustard has zero calories per serving so you can have infinite servings in one sitting. I wonder if you could sculpt mustard into a lasagna.

I guess what I mean is, what if you sat down to eat only mustard and continued doing that for eternity?

Unlike Ben and Jerry's, which has a mechanism for telling you when you've had enough.

Maybe I'll just go batshit crazy out of my mind.

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