Saturday, May 3, 2008

Movie comments: "Teeth"

Listen. I watched the movie Teeth.

When I first saw the trailer I was terrified.

Not to bore you, but it's about a teenage girl who literally has a chomping set of teeth in/on/around her vagina. And the horny boys that make passes. And the agony their shafts and tips must experience from the gnashing of a shark-mouth-pussy.

This is the single deepest, most unifying fear of ALL MALES.

The film turns out to be extremely disturbing. And equally interesting. Actually pretty high quality. And if you allow it to be, a dark comedy.

"Congratulations! You've been chosen to win a free iPhone Two!"

and then the cumshot.

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