Product photographer for hire.

I am now renting an additional small room for use as a simple photography studio in the Worcester, MA area only. I specialize in small product close-ups on white.

Really make your products pop! Stun your customers! Amaze your advertising department! Spice up your website!

Available by appointment only. No job too small! Turbo 15-minute sessions or on-site visits also available. I use a high-resolution, professional digital SLR camera and professional digital workflow software. Looking to build my portfolio. 24-48 hour turnaround.

You'll love the eye-catching details I bring out in your products!

I can provide prints and digital images in a range of packages. Let me set up a custom quote for you.

Studio:

• Products
• Auction items
• Components
• Collections
• Artwork

Merchandising.

Dear sirs and mesdames,

I bet you only imagined these in your wildest dreams.

Attune

Now that I understand what this is all about, I assure you I'm just a quiet citizen using this medium to passively voice opinions and fiction. However I don't plan to stop writing in any demeanor unless asked correctly/politely.


Wow, we really do live in an incredibly interesting world. Thanks to those who keep us all safe. Cheers!

Dear Anything That Creates Carbon Footprints,

BASICALLY, I wish you would just quit dredging oil out of my planet. Fixing you is next on my list.

Signed,
Eric V

The future is calling. There's a lot of beeps.

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Manufacturing Engineering Magazine.

This monthly magazine is the closest we engineers get to porno. jk.

Link. Feed.

Dear Shane Carruth,

...complete submission.

Signed,
Eric V

Flash 'em that glance like you know.

It's seven past seven and those uptown fags are getting hungry.

But the avocados and cold cuts have gone bad.

I wonder if you'd forgotten about this.

See how far they've come.

Three new Eve 6 songs autoplay here or here.


I am searching for a travel partner to the June 17 2008 concert in Stamford, CT.

Movie comments: "Teeth"

Listen. I watched the movie Teeth.

When I first saw the trailer I was terrified.

Not to bore you, but it's about a teenage girl who literally has a chomping set of teeth in/on/around her vagina. And the horny boys that make passes. And the agony their shafts and tips must experience from the gnashing of a shark-mouth-pussy.

This is the single deepest, most unifying fear of ALL MALES.

The film turns out to be extremely disturbing. And equally interesting. Actually pretty high quality. And if you allow it to be, a dark comedy.



"Congratulations! You've been chosen to win a free iPhone Two!"

and then the cumshot.